May 2013
A Quick Guide to Whether a Woman Owes You...
Dude: I want to know if a woman owes me something.
Guide: Well, did you enter into a loan contract with a woman, providing her with goods or money that has not yet been returned?
Dude: No.
Guide: Hmm. Well, do you have some other contractual agreement to provide goods or services in exchange for a compensation that has not yet been made?
Dude: No.
Guide: It doesn't sound like a woman owes you something.
Dude: What if I sent her a private message on this web forum we both post at.
Guide: Ah. She doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Well, what if I sent her a message on a dating site. That's just be rude to ignore.
Guide: She doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Isn't it just common courtesy to write a detailed explanation of why she won't respond favorably to me after I've messaged her five times?
Guide: She doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: What if we go on a date and I buy her dinner...
Guide: Doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Or if we've been dating a few months, and...
Guide: Doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Well, how about we're married and I'm in the mood...
Guide: She. Doesn't. Owe. You. Shit.
Dude: Shouldn't I at least be entitled to some sort of...
Guide: Don't owe you shit.
Dude: Well, I don't think that's very decent.
Guide: She still won't owe you shit.
“I do not hear what you say, I only hear what you do.”
– (via ryshieldz)
kat-soup:
sodamnrelatable:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
Lmao
There's no way I could pay you back, but my plan...
